Ok, this is ridiculous. This is not the purpose of the 311 app. All you new neighbors are clearly just snitching to snitch. A car with flashing lights warranted a report? You have to be kidding. Put your car in reverse and exit the alley the other two ways.

Dear DC bandit,
I strongly disagreed with you. You parked on the exit of the alley blocking the exit for more than 15 minutes. Thats illegal here and in any other place. Since you should not have done that. What if it was an emergency? Also, I shouldn't have to back up my car, since the exit should never be blocked unless major things happen such as your car brokedown. Stop trying to justify your actions and owned it next time. You should get a fine because you already admitted that you were illegally parked. There was plenty of parking space on Fairmont ST NW. Unless you have something to hide.
Have a beautiful day,

The only problem is. THIS IS NOT my car. I live on Girard st. I was just speaking on behalf of someone who needed to run in and move something for maybe 15 mins. All you entitled new neighbors are jokes. If it was an emergency, I am not quite sure how you had time to pull out your phone and snap a picture and report it.

Get over yourself, you were being a jerk on a sunday. Just own up to it

This service request (#16-00764980) has been marked as resolved.