Sharraxaadda

My mountain bike was stolen off of my front porch tonight. It's black, but covered in stickers, such as a yellow "My Other Car is a Pynchon Novel" and a black/red "RedBlade" sticker, and a "You are not the center of the Universe" sticker, a "Red Scroll Records", and a "KIN" sticker, among others...Any help getting it back is more than appreciated.